After the recent declaration of Hugh Jackman as the brand ambassador for Micromax mobiles Tom Cruise has been roped in as the new brand ambassador for Sandhi Sudha oil.
Faking News- How does it feel after bagging such a huge endorsement?
Tom Cruise- ”I feel honored to represent such a prestigious brand. However I am deeply saddened that I got this offer a little late. Would have loved to show a scene in Mission Impossible Ghost protocol where Ethan the protagonist develops body pain while hanging @ 2700 ft above air on the Burj Khalifa & he quickly takes out a bottle of Sandhi Sudha and applies it on his legs & returns back to the mission. ”
The next international brand
Faking News- What made you choose this brand?
Tom Cruise- To be honest I was overwhelmed with the amount of research these guys have done to make this product. What caught my attention was this bearded baba who seemed to have great knowledge in the field of Ayurveda and blurted out randomayurvedic names of marijuana,cannabis etc.Even the other guy wearing a lab coat seemed pretty wise.
Faking News- Are you having negotiations with other Indian corporates too?
Tom Cruise- I am in talks with a premium inner wear company. However I cannot reveal the name at this point.
Faking News- You mean Rupa Frontline right?
Tom Cruise- F**ck you man!! Go to hell !
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CEO of Sandhi Sudha Ayurvedic remedies said, “It was a logical decision if you ask me. After considerable research we came to the conclusion that Indians will buy anything & everything till the time a foreigner promotes it. Our previous marketing campaigns have miserably failed.”
Faking News consequently tried to get the previous brand ambassador’s reaction.
Govinda (sobbing inconsolably)- Loser took away my only source of employment.
Faking News- Never mind sir there is always hope.
Govinda- Ghanta!! Even the Big Boss guys don’t want to take me. Been trying since last 6 seasons.
Alok Nath – I had developed an emotional connect with the brand. In the ads I used to ask other unemployed TV artists on how Sandhi Sudha had changed their lives.We were like one big happy family.Will miss those days dearly.
Jackie Shroff- Mausi chi….*beep* (needless to say our reporter fled the spot)
