Saturday, 14 July 2012


Observing the title given above you must be definitely wondering if I have lost it. Trust me, your views be it good or bad don’t really in any way jeopardize my existence on this planet. The fact remains that I do love the politics being played in my nation .I have many reasons to support this statement.

In India politicians seem to be the 2nd most prized possession after those lovely green smiling Gandhi Bapu notes. Traditionally politics was considered to be one of the noblest professions to get into. Till date it remains the most financially rewarding profession to be in. Besides their own constituencies our politicians have their views regarding anything and everything under the sun.

Once every decade I switch to Doordarshan channel to watch the parliamentary proceedings not for any informative purposes but for amusement reasons. I do believe that the most condemned job of the nation is of the speaker of the House. Apparently apart from the speaker of the House everyone else is speaking. My sincerest sympathies go to the speaker of the House who has to handle a huge bunch of misbehaved kids like a nursery school teacher. Trust me, if things were in my hand I would have surely conferred the Noble Peace Prize to the speaker.

Our politicians leave no stone unturned in transforming the parliament into a WWE match. Any tangible object within their hand’s reach is thrown graciously at their opponent only to realize that they have terribly missed their shot. While the rest of the people are busy dodging these unidentified flying objects (UFO).Then there are the sleepy politicians who oblivious to the commotion around them are busy hibernating like bears in the periphery of the Parliament.

The other thing that makes me envious of our politicians is the huge convoy of cars that they have to protect them from unforeseen dangers on the roads like cows, dogs and occasionally bombs.

It is not easy being a politician in India. There is an unsaid criterion that one has to meet to become a politician.

1) Be Illiterate. Knowledge of a few random words of other languages would be an added advantage.

2) Have a few Swiss bank accounts at your disposal.

3) Have a decent crime record. By decent I mean atleast a dozen or two criminal cases pending against you for murder, kidnapping extortion, theft etc. You are free to specialize in any field of your choice.

With passage of time our politicians have realized that their speeches serve as effective substitutes for sleeping pills to the masses. They are still quite optimistic of awakening our sleep, if not our souls.

Election time is possibly the only time we see our politicians visiting their constituencies to verify traces of human existence. The day is not far away when politicians would be gifting away McDonald’s & Pizza Hut meal vouchers to lure their potential voters.

I firmly believe that the recent shoe throwing spree on politicians should be officially declared as a national sport and Bata should become the official shoe partner for this event. After all it’s our national pride at stake.

Now the lengthy manifestos issued by various political parties remind me of my school days where using more supplementary sheets than your friends during exams was a bigger challenge than the exam itself. We rose to fame thanks to our results which kept decreasing with time & consequently increasing our trips to the principal’s office. 

On a few occasions when I have been asked as to which party do I lend my support, my answer has always remained “Birthday parties”. But then again I am equally supportive of wedding parties too.

In conclusion I would like to say that if I have knowingly or unknowingly hurt any of your non-existent political sentiments you are free to send your assassins all over the city to hunt me down. Before you know it you may just be on your path to becoming a ruthless politician yourself.

The Laughing Messiah Productions salutes these brave warriors.
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