Saturday, 19 May 2012


Hello & a warm (incase ur AC conked off this morning) welcome to my blog.Since this is my first blog post and shall be remembered for generations to come by my descendants (hopefully if their memory power is greater than mine & they don't consume any of those fake memory boosting pills which I believe is the sole reason for my goldfish like memory.) It does feel very exciting to write the first post especially after getting many death threats,abduction calls etc to start a blog.(Don't worry I hv been kind enough not to file FIRs in ur names). For your motivation I am truly thankful friends & for the posts that I upload henceforth you shall be cursing your stars for having encouraged me to start a blog.And that's a promise I make today.The picture above this text conveys a thousand emotions & thoughts like "what the fuck,what the hell,how dare he?" must be whizzing through your minds for sure.My blessings are with all you distressed souls.To my foes, I would like to admit that every morning I pray that Salman Khan drives his BMW over you after a drunk spree but God has his own ways & prefers you to get trampled over by buses & trucks.I know its kinda dumb that I am starting my first blog post with an ''Under Construction'' notice.Apologies for the same.Blame my dreaded upcoming exams for it,not me. Will be more regular soon post exams if my sanity is not lost till then (fingers crossed). Trust me, it takes a lot of patience, courage & skills while you are trying to type with your chin on the keyboard while simultaneously battling with a sauce bottle that won't open & balancing a McMaharaja burger in the other hand whose stuffing will drop down any moment from now.Incase you are reading this blog for gaining some inspiration,intellectual wisdom,motivational stuff etc.Close your computer RIGHT NOW!! For what you shall be reading in the forthcoming posts shall lift your faith away from humanity & sanity in particular.Till we meet again be cruel to your fellow homo sapiens & kind to the bull dogs in your neighbourhood.You never know when they might interchange their roles.Do check out the FAQs,Meet our team,Charity etc links at the top of this post for further info.Bye.Adios.Tc.Thanks for visiting this blog.May God bless u all despite of ur 5 Rs donations to temples etc (which again is pro rota allotted between different idols depending on pre exam or pre results period.) .We shall reunite in hell for sure.(Just co-ordinate ur dates with me before leaving & things will be fine) ;)
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