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“I had returned late from office & was too tired to cook. so I had ordered a Mc Aloo tikki burger meal on the phone. I am a staunch vegetarian so I never consume any of their non veg items. In about 45 mins the delivery boy rang my bell. I paid the bill and when I opened the box I was shocked to find a huge burger. It had not 1 but 2 tikkis in it!”
“I was so shocked that I decided that I will surely sue them for this fault!”“Since I was too hungry I just opened the paper wrapping & started eating it like a famished kid. I must admit that it was QUITE large than it usually is. And hell yeah !! It did taste a lot better than before. In fact it was a challenge even biting the burger.For some strange reason the tikkis were succulent, soft & didn’t taste like the ordinary ones. After finishing my burger I was just munching a lettuce leaf that had fallen on my plate when I noticed the non-veg sign on the wrapper!”
“I am a very religious person. I immediately called up my pundit for consultation and he said for this sin I will have to feed a cow grass for the next 8 months every morning at 11:35 sharp. Now I am in a big dilemma coz I can’t really take a cow with me to my MNC office campus in Gurgaon to feed it. You know it looks kinda awkward. After some intense negotiations with my pundit I have finally worked out a way to accomplish this task,” she came up with more details.”
“My maid will feed the cow on my behalf and I will sit in my office and watch the live stream & say soothing words to the cow through Skype. Brilliant idea right???”"
Reporter- Ya absolutely ma’am.!! Infact calling it brilliant would be an understatement , it’s simply revolutionary.I am sure the founders of Skype will be very proud of you today.
Our source Mr Khoofia Khabri on the condition of anonymity described the court scene a lil bit-
McD lawyer- We gave you a Mc Maharaja burger at the price of a Mc Aloo tikki.Instead of being grateful to us, you filed a court case against us.
Ms Gupta- See judge sahib they want to take advantage of my ignorance.
McD lawyer -Holy shit!! how can u realize that it was non veg AFTER eating the whole burger up?
Ms Gupta- No, no nothing doing.It’s your fault pay up.My cousin who lives in the Amreeka also sued her local pizza outlet for giving 1 sachet of oregano seasoning instead of 2.The pizza outlet had to pay her a hefty compensation for this mistake.
McD lawyer- My lord the lady doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.
Judge- LOL! I dare you to say that to your wife. I will be more than happy to judge your divorce case.
Ms Gupta – This is the problem nobody understands the emotional , sociological, psychological problems suffered by me. after consuming the non veg burger
McD lawyer- Bitch plz!! I saw u googling these words on your laptop before the court session
Judge- After hearing the pleas of both parties I have come to the conclusion that McDonalds will have to pay up a GRAND sum of Rs 15000 to Ms Gupta for this grave error on your part. This is in accordance with the consumer protection act laws. & now time for my random insignificant quote of the day “Ladies and gentlemen as u can see everyone is equal in the eyes of law. Whether u are a douchebag or not”
After winning the court case Ms Gupta was seen partying & enjoying Butter chicken with her friends at Pappu da dhaba.
Reporter- Ma’am but we thought you were veg?
Ms Gupta- Ya ur right.I WAS veg.
Reporter – So aren’t you feeling guilty after consuming non veg??
Ms Gupta sarcastically remarked- Oh no not at all.Infact I’m lovin it !! 
Disclaimer- The above article is a work of pure fiction & is meant to be taken in good humour. The author is kinda veg on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Mondays due to religious reasons & is kinda non veg on the other days of the week. The author admires the whole concept of vegetarianism and personally adores the brave people who defy all odds & end up ordering Paneer roll in KFC while their friends gobble down a few KFC chicken buckets sitting right in front of them.
